Fʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ ✕ ᴏʀᴅᴇR
I FOUND IT
NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET
NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
If we’ve learned anything today, it’s that grabbing your own crotch is 5 times as worse as spearing someone else in theirs.
So just hit everyone crossing the street, they could be time traveling Hitler!
AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING